Anyway, while at Frys.com I decided to see what their weekly specials were and I came across this little gem (see pic). It's called the Mangroomer (at Fry's, at Amazon). It's weird how it's advertised so blatantly as a "man groomer" and how the picture on the front of the case shows where to use it.
For more enjoyment, read some of the reviews on Amazon. Some of those guys who have purchased and used are hilarious.
The Mangroomer! Don't delay, get yours today!
Goodbye and Good Riddance!