This is not Showtime Championship Boxing

Alexandra Daddario

Just the other (or a couple of weeks ago), I watched Percy Jackson Sea of Monsters. A few times I saw Alexandra Daddario talking, walking and running when I thought to myself, "DAMN! She's got some pretty big boobs." Part of the interest could not help but be peaked because of the straining button that was just barely restraining her ginormous breasts throughout 90% of the movie. I wouldn't say that she's drop-dead gorgeous but I would say she's pretty attractive. It doesn't hurt to have a pretty rocking body with naturally huge breasts. See the GIF below that I found from a Google search.

So, I type this today because my hopes and wants were answered. She apparently has a pretty nice nude scene in the HBO series True Detective. I haven't seen the series as I don't have HBO but if Alexandra's going to be dropping trough more often, I will make a point to watch using my buddy's HBOGO account.

Eva Amurri

I initially saw Eva Amurri in Californication some time ago. I thought she was attractive in a weird kind of way and I felt like I had seen her before. She isn't eye-catching in a double-take kind of way but she has an appeal to her. She was definitely appealing with those mondo boobs.

After seeing her in another movie or two, I decided to Google her and it turns out she looks familiar for a reason. She's the daughter of Susan Sarandon who in her own right is attractive in her own way as well (I think it has something to do with her large breasts as well).

Anyway, here is a screen cap of Eva in a pool from a Californication episode.

Sara Jean Underwood

There has been quite a few posts referencing Sara Jean Underwood. Most of the time it's about her in the most scantily glad outfit she could find. Not a problem in my book but there are some haters out there...even some of them are male. WTF kind of males, I don't know but they are there. My thought is to just enjoy the hotness while it lasts. Reminds me a lot of when Megan Fox hit the "everything hotness" links on the Internet. Also, I'm sure the Attack of the Show program is loving her bringing viewers in even if it's just for her.

So, here's a link to today's images courtesy of Egotastic. These are for Men's Fitness Magazine. Funny thing is I don't consider her "fit" in the sense of what most people consider fit: tone, muscular, aerobic, etc., nor is she a man so WTF is she doing in Men's Fitness? Again, I'll enjoy the photos but anything else is just on the side of ridiculous.

I predict within the near future she will pose fully nude for free or for Playboy. I don't really care which. In fact, I'd be happy if someone hacked her phone because I know she has some self-shot nudes on it! Ha!

UPDATE: Well, shit! A quick search on Egotastic and I found these and these.

Spartacus: Vengeance (a Starz original series)

Spartacus: Vengeance. I just finished watching the final episode of this series and I feel empty. I feel like I want to continue the series now and not wait until whatever comes next!

Overall I think this chapter of the series was pretty good. I'm addicted to the complete series so far but sometimes I wish they were consistent with the "reality" of war. There were times where I was like "WTF?" and others when I was like "What BS!" A few things in particular irritated me.

First, I have no idea how Ashur is still alive after the first "Blood and Sand" since "Gods of the Arena" was technically a prequel. He was a sneaky, wounded weakling of the House of Batiatus' ludus in "Sand" and didn't do much fighting in or out of the colosseum during "Arena" as a gladiator or anything else. Then in "Vengeance," he become this force to be reckoned with in the art of fighting. How many times he had "almost died" moments and others when he was kicking ass and taking names of not only Roman soldiers but some of Spartacus' army. To that I say, "Bull-fucking-shit!" He's a mouse...keep him as such. [Spoiler alert!]: I'm glad Ashur finally got his head removed, literally, but it was too damn late to finally happen in episode 10.

Second, the consistency of how quickly someone is killed by a sword one time versus someone else another is lacking. I mean how many times have we seen Spartacus, Crixus or one of the other "free" slaves slice a Roman soldier through their armor through their gut and they are near dead or dead afterwards. But then certain characters last a little longer when the same style of slicing and dicing is used on them. For instance, Crixus was captured and was to fight for his life (and ultimate death) in the arena. He is sliced and looks like stabbed a few times where you think he is a goner but then Spartacus and his crew show up to rescue him. Crixus fights his way out of the arena on his own two feet...miraculously recovered/cured. There's another scene in episode 8 or 9 where there's this Egyptian hired hand working with the Romans who survives such a strike...twice. First, Oenomaus/Doctore is fighting the Egyptian and he slices and dices this guy pretty well. As he should, because he's a former gladiator and trainer of winning gladiators such as Gannicus, Crixus and Spartacus. All of a sudden the Egyptian fights back and stabs Oenomaus in the hand then follows through to push the knife to his eye. Oenomaus doesn't die but he is now wounded. A few weeks pass and we're in episode 10. The final all-out-attack on the Roman camp by Spartacus' army. Oenomaus and the Egyptian meet again. Oenomaus once again does well against the Egyptian. Some scenes later and the Egyptian impales Oenomaus in the gut with a sword. Gannicus rages. Gannicus slices the Egyptian in the abdomen, he's not wearing armor, and the Egyptian is still able to fight back strong enough. Again, this is not consistent with when they slice and dice the Roman soldiers through their armor and they are totally/mostly incapacitated. I'm just asking for some consistency.

Thirdly, more spoiler alerts: Mira is killed near the beginning of episode 10. She's impaled by a battle axe thrown by one of the Roman soldiers during a failed attempt by some not-so-smart members of Spartacus' merry men...and women. Before her death, she's learned to use a bow fairly well. The consistency falters when she can hit some guys in whatever place she choses in other scenes with no problem but then others she mishits in an arm or overshoots or some shit like that. She supposedly has fairly good eyesight because she's warned many of the army of people about to attack but somehow she missed the big, fucking battle axe that is thrown at Spartacus. Spartacus dodges out of the way just in time to see it impale Mira in the upper left chest to shoulder area. That's gotta suck!

Anyway, I obviously overlooked things like these because I watched the entire series and the other two. It's just, damn, I wish sometimes the content editors would do their freaking job!

For some reason, I feel like Liam McIntyre/Spartacus is not masculine/manly/battle-torn enough to come across as a true gladiator compared to Andy Whitfield/Spartacus. Maybe it's because Andy was first but who knows.

Anyhow, I recommend the series purely for the graphic nature of the storytelling.

Elizabeth Loaiza Topless Food Photoshoot

I don't know the point of this photo shoot but I am not complaining. I just needed a reason to post the picture(s) without coming across as a complete perv. Click on picture for the gallery as long as it lasts. Enjoy!

The world is full of perverts

The following screen captures are statistics from my blog. Specifically, they are the search words, terms, phrases that people have used that directed them to my blog. It's amazing how many people have visited since I put a few words and pictures to some attractive actresses.

Kelly Brook in the nude...again

Click here for more pics while the link lasts

Kelly Brook hasn't really done it for me. She isn't strikingly beautiful but she definitely has a natural prettiness, to her. I remember seeing her in Survival Island (don't ask me how I got it on my queue because I couldn't tell you). I give her props for showing gratuitous boobies but the movie plot was fairly lame and the acting was about the same. I just IMDBed her and apparently she was in the Italian Job and Deuce Bigalow: European Giggolo for which I cannot recall even seeing her but I saw these some time ago so it could be just my memory.

Anyway, I think she's still great to look at but I'm not sure her acting has gotten any better over her few movies. She's probably still just a pretty face.

Piranha 3D

Pretty good subliminal advertising for Piranha 3D.

I don't think I'll rush out and see this movie but I do think they did a good job with the movie poster. It makes the horny little bastard in me go, "Damn! I've gotta see that movie!" But then the mature, parent in me says, "Whatever! It's just a picture and the movie will be a waste of money." They almost suckered me in.

I remember somewhat liking the original Piranha but I'm not so sure how well a remake will do even though 3D makes everything better. NOT!

I also remember that there was an original sequel and maybe even a threequel (I think). I don't recall those doing so well but I think one of them had something to do with flying piranhas which is so totally stupid since they are too heavy and their fins wouldn't be big or strong enough to cause flight. Oh wait, my bad, it was a movie. Why am I getting all ticked about them not holding to some scientific truthfulness? LOL.

All I have to say is that with boobs actresses like Elisabeth Shue, Jessica Szohr, Kelly Brook, Riley Steele and Dina Meyer, there better be some gratuitous nudity!

Either way, when it hits DVD in about 30 days, I'll rent it and watch it. It's just what I do...watch movies even if they are barely, completely unwatchable.

I'm getting old or going crazy

I was recently reminded of the time I watched the movie Calendar Girls. It was a pretty decent show.

What's interesting to me is that I found myself thinking that a few of those women were actually fairly nice looking. I mean they are old-er ladies but a couple of them did have nice figures and didn't look too bad in their nudie shots.

So...am I getting old or going crazy for thinking these "old broads" are attractive at my "young" age?

I think I'm going crazy!

Chloe (2009)

Just quickly, in the movie Chloe (2009), Liam Neeson is pissed that his wife, Julianne Moore, had an affair. Once she tells him she slept with another woman (Amanda Seyfried) and explains that she felt unsexy and not knowing how to seduce him, he starts to seductively and deeply kiss her.

So, what do we learn from this?

One - That men can forgive a woman for cheating on them as long as it was with another (preferably hot) woman.

Two - That men also get very aroused at the concept of their woman having sex with another (preferably hot) woman that he doesn't care that she "technically" cheated on him. He's instead thinking that this could work in his favor like in a menage a trois.

So, the movie was okay. It was interesting and slow at times but the partial and full boob shots made it worth my while. About halfway through, you can probably guess part of the plot because it's been done before in some form or fashion.

Amanda's just got some beautiful...eyes...that you could get lost in. At 49, Julianne is still pretty hot and sexy.

Bitch Slap (2009) revisited

Bitch Slap (2009). First of all, I finally remember why I put this in my queue. One of the lead women actresses is named Erin Cummings. Google it. I did. That's how I remember how, where and why I chose this movie.

Erin Cummings played the wife of Spartacus in the series "Spartacus: Blood and Sand" on the Starz channel and she looks much hotter/better in Spartacus than this movie. I figured I did a search on the show, found out the actress and linked to her other movie roles. She flashed tits and ass in "Spartacus" I guess I figured that she'd do the same in Bitch Slap.

Wrong!

Anyway, the movie wasn't horrible. Maybe borderline awful but not horrible. Is there a slight difference? Maybe very slight.

Let's start with what's good about this movie. Um...there is serious amounts of cleavage. A few shots of panty and panty hose clad ass. One quick glimpse, a few frames, of a nameless hot bodied chick flashing her bare breasts.

After that very little bit of interest, the movie wasn't much else. It had poor acting, poor dialogue but it did have some Tarantino-like-wanna-be flashback scene cuts. Not really all that impressive but you can recognize that the director tried to put some kind of extra flair into a B- movie.

Kevin Sorbo and Lucy Lawless have cameo parts. America Olivo is the wifebeater-wearing hot chick who should have shown her T&A but didn't. Luckily, she flashed those silicone puppies in the 2009 version of Friday the 13^th. Oh, Lucy Lawless flashes boobs in Spartacus. Um...I guess that's it. The other hot chick is played by a Julia Voth who apparently was the character model for some chick in one of the Resident Evil video games. Other than that I don't know who the hell she is and she hasn't been in many other movies, that I could find anyway.

So, if you didn't get it, the final verdict would be a two thumbs down! In the end, the cleavage shots are all just smoke and mirrors. Once those are cleared away (or even not) then it's really just a piece of shit movie unless you are in the mood for a little comedic wanna-be acting. I mean it's part of the way I think it was supposed to be portrayed but it was also the only way to make this movie not a complete joke if they made fun of it themselves while making it. Make sense?

Amy Smart can "Crank" me anytime!

Just got done watching Crank (2006). I thought it was a pretty good movie. High action mixed in with some comedic fanfare. There are some far fetched sequences that occur but it's part of the movie and they don't play it like it's supposed to be factual.

So, if you get a chance to rent this or view it for free, I don't think you'll be disappointed. I felt like it was pretty good entertainment.

You also get to see Amy Smart. I think she is still very, very hot! Just check out a couple of screen shots from the movie below. There is also one scene where Statham and Smart's characters have a bit of public display of sex. It's not gratuitous but you do get a boob shot. So, I consider it a win.

  

  

I'm a fan of women accidentally or on purpose showing me their parts but...

There is a certain point where I would draw the line. I may have mentioned this before but I work on college campus. As such, I see a lot of bared flesh - bared for one reason or another. I am totally okay with that as long as it's tactful - meaning I don't need to see Big Bertha showing me her plumber's butt crack!

I am so happy for these girls that are confident in their looks and their body but I DO NOT need to see their confidence! No matter what they may feel about themselves, seeing cottage cheese outside of the cottage OR seeing their spare tire is not something the overwhelming public would like to experience!

There is a reason a spare tire is hidden or stowed away in a car.

I'm no spry little buck myself but I also don't walk around with my ass OR my spare tire showing! Maybe just a few shivers of gray hair but that's completely unavoidable.

Advertisement in a Rolling Stone magazine

I was reading a Rolling Stone magazine while in my office (aka bathroom going #2) and came across this advertisement. I'm not totally sure what the naked chick has to do with shoes but I'm not complaining!

If you look at the picture, the mirror reflections sort of make it look like she's laying on her back with her legs spread and her boobs hanging to each side of her body. The wife thinks that they sort of tried to give an image of a vagina. Who really knows?

I do know that if I am going to get chicks like this from wearing these shoes I'm buying a couple of pairs!

Streaker at Wimbledon Tournament 2006

NO sport is safe from streaking...I believe this happened during the quarter-final match between Maria Sharapova and Elena Dementieva

Heart-shaped butt, Tera Patrick - rated PG-13

Before I get started in the next post about the crappy Mavs vs Heat game last night and all the previous bullshit games, I had to post something to calm me down. Well calms me in one way and rises the blood in another...


Tera Patrick in FHM looks hot! Click on picture to see a little more.

Sexy belly picture - rated PG-13

I am supposed to be typing up my at least 500 word paper on human sexuality when I remembered a picture someone showed me that DEFINITELY brings human sexuality to mind.


I mean look at this picture. Is this just not the sexiest? Leaves so much to the imagination that it's unnerving.