Alexandra Daddario

Just the other (or a couple of weeks ago), I watched Percy Jackson Sea of Monsters. A few times I saw Alexandra Daddario talking, walking and running when I thought to myself, "DAMN! She's got some pretty big boobs." Part of the interest could not help but be peaked because of the straining button that was just barely restraining her ginormous breasts throughout 90% of the movie. I wouldn't say that she's drop-dead gorgeous but I would say she's pretty attractive. It doesn't hurt to have a pretty rocking body with naturally huge breasts. See the GIF below that I found from a Google search.

So, I type this today because my hopes and wants were answered. She apparently has a pretty nice nude scene in the HBO series True Detective. I haven't seen the series as I don't have HBO but if Alexandra's going to be dropping trough more often, I will make a point to watch using my buddy's HBOGO account.

Morena Baccarin

This is Morena Baccarin from Homeland.

That's all you need to know.

Okay, not really.

I've just now started watching this series via my AT&T Uverse OnDemand and/or Netflix. I think I'm around episode eight or nine in season two.

It's a good show although occasionally far-fetched in some situations. I mean it's good enough to keep my attention so I'll watch it until the end.

Eva Amurri

I initially saw Eva Amurri in Californication some time ago. I thought she was attractive in a weird kind of way and I felt like I had seen her before. She isn't eye-catching in a double-take kind of way but she has an appeal to her. She was definitely appealing with those mondo boobs.

After seeing her in another movie or two, I decided to Google her and it turns out she looks familiar for a reason. She's the daughter of Susan Sarandon who in her own right is attractive in her own way as well (I think it has something to do with her large breasts as well).

Anyway, here is a screen cap of Eva in a pool from a Californication episode.

Laura Prepon from "That '70s Show"

This is Laura Prepon. You'll probably know/remember her as Donna from That '70s Show. Just wanted to say, she's kind of hot...really kind of hot. She was always kind of plain Jane in the show but she was still always naturally pretty! Way too pretty for Eric Forman!

I tried to find out what else she did after That '70s Show but she hasn't really done much. I think a couple of made-for-TV shows and that's about it. Too bad. I'd like to see her drop the top for some upcoming movies so I can mark it off my boob bucket list. Ha!

C'mon Donna, do it!

Lolo Jones aka Lori Jones

Saw an article headline stating the following:

Lolo Jones talks candidly of struggle to 'stay a virgin'

Click here for story while the link lasts.

It got my interests peaked.

I Googled her and I guess this is her official website here. And for the men who like me prefer pictures more than words, I Googled images of her here, of which I've shared one (inset).

It's commendable on her sustaining her virginity.

Miley Cyrus is a train wreck waiting to happen

And I can't wait to see it. It's like when I thought Lindsay Lohan would eventually do Playboy. Was I right?

I think Miley's getting closer to doing it too. I don't get why people are all up in her bidness about the way she dresses and shit. She's an adult now. She makes her own decisions, whether they are good or bad. But in who's eyes is it decided whether it is good or bad? Haven't we all been there, done that, might be still doing it?

I say more power to her and if she continues to look like this:

Then so be it. I'm just glad she's legal and I don't have to feel all creepy like Chester

She's not a role model. She's a celebrity. If you tell your children to be just like Miley, then you shouldn't be having children. You should tell your kids that they could possibly be famous one day just like Miley (or any other number of celebs) but they don't need to be just like Miley.

My only comment with Miley's dress (sometimes) is that she doesn't have to look slutty to look sexy. Her make up in this image looks more like the whoredom of Pamela Anderson, Courtney Love, Taylor Momsen or a few female porn stars than the sexiness of Sophia Loren, Jacqueline Bissett, Linda Carter, Natalie Portman, Jessica Biel or Olivia Wilde. Just because you have it doesn't mean you have to overly flaunt it.

Laura Vandervoort

Saw these today at Hollwoodtuna.

Hopefully we'll see more of Clark Kent's cousin.

Sara Jean Underwood

There has been quite a few posts referencing Sara Jean Underwood. Most of the time it's about her in the most scantily glad outfit she could find. Not a problem in my book but there are some haters out there...even some of them are male. WTF kind of males, I don't know but they are there. My thought is to just enjoy the hotness while it lasts. Reminds me a lot of when Megan Fox hit the "everything hotness" links on the Internet. Also, I'm sure the Attack of the Show program is loving her bringing viewers in even if it's just for her.

So, here's a link to today's images courtesy of Egotastic. These are for Men's Fitness Magazine. Funny thing is I don't consider her "fit" in the sense of what most people consider fit: tone, muscular, aerobic, etc., nor is she a man so WTF is she doing in Men's Fitness? Again, I'll enjoy the photos but anything else is just on the side of ridiculous.

I predict within the near future she will pose fully nude for free or for Playboy. I don't really care which. In fact, I'd be happy if someone hacked her phone because I know she has some self-shot nudes on it! Ha!

UPDATE: Well, shit! A quick search on Egotastic and I found these and these.

Elizabeth Loaiza Topless Food Photoshoot

I don't know the point of this photo shoot but I am not complaining. I just needed a reason to post the picture(s) without coming across as a complete perv. Click on picture for the gallery as long as it lasts. Enjoy!

Machete ( 2010)

Watched Machete today.

I thought it was an okay movie. It started with action and then it slowed down a little bit and then the action picked up again. Overall, I would say it was a 7 out of 10 at the most.

I did find it funny how Robert De Niro's character seemed to resemble a former Texas governor named George Bush. It was uncanny...and I'm sure totally planned.

I had to double-take to make sure that I saw Don Johnson. Former Mister Sonny or Nash has gotten WAY gray-haired and fat! He played a his part well though. It was funny to me how his character was killing Mexicans but to me he could have easily been mistaken as having Mexican descent.

Danny Trejo is one ugly son of a bitch and to see him kissing Jessica Alba made me upchuck a bit.

Speaking of Alba, she didn't look to "tidy" in this movie. I'm guessing it was part of her "hard working" ICE agent but they could have made her up a little. I mean Michelle Rodriguez looked hotter and she worked in a roach coach.

The blond wife of the senator's PR guy, Jeff Fahey, was ugly but attractive in a duality kind of way. I mean she looked older than she really is (maybe for her character) but the amount of boobage she showed made up for any faults she may have had.

Oh yeah and the girl on the left (or the to the right of Machete) in this NSFW photo, is NOT Lindsay Lohan. I have seen many photos of Lindsay's breasts and these are not hers. Plus, there was a shot of this girl's belly/body and it is not the same as earlier/later in the movie when you know it's Lindsay showing her nude-but-with-the-goods-covered body.

And about Lindsay's part in the movie and being on some promotional poster before the movie came out was overplayed or totally unnecessary. I think she was touted as "The Nun." She was a 'nun' for about 10-15 minutes at the end of the movie. She only shot her 'Daddy' (De Niro...and didn't even kill him). She had some machine gun that she fired into the air to scare whoever the random Mexicans and Rednecks from fighting each other.

Anyway, I thought the movie was worth watching. If you can borrow it from a friend for free, even better.

All I see is BOOBS

This image is from the Planning Guidance for Response to a Nuclear Detonation.

I guess it should be/could be a serious thing if a nuclear detonation actually happened but all I see is BOOBS!

A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)

A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010). I posted about this movie (here) before it actually came out with some opinions. Now that I've seen the movie I can fully share based on actual viewing. I made it sound official but I'm just going to type random thoughts and observations.

So, as I previously mentioned, Jackie Earl Haley sucked as Freddy. He wasn't scary to me at all. Now that could be because I'm older than when I saw the other Nightmare movies but I still get a chill every now and then when I see something that really "scares" me. The mask that Jackie wore made him look more like an alien-type thing because it kind of smashed his nose (probably planned that way) unlike the original Freddy mask. I prefer the nose because for me it made him more menacing and scary. Maybe it was the overall shape of the mask, I don't know, but it just wasn't as scary. Not to mention that even in make up, Jackie's bright, blue eyes shown through making him look more like a mishap burn victim versus an evil, vengeance-ridden dream killer.

The choices of actors that look like high school students obviously was not a priority. The blond girl and that guy from Twilight looked too old although the Twilight guy (I think he was Dean in the movie) was short-lived...literally. The blond girl playing Kris was on the Melrose Place remake. She looks even older than Twilight guy. After Googling the cast, the three other people are at least 23 years old but they didn't "look" as old as the others, especially that guy that was the first victim in the movie with Megan Fox where she ate guys.

The death of Kris was very reminiscent of one of the other movie's characters (I think the first girl in the original). The way she was slammed around the room and ran up the walls and ceiling and then slashed across her chest, which didn't expose any boobage I might add, dammit! Also, the way her boyfriend was chased by the cops, captured and then subsequently killed in his cell was very original-like as well.

The bathtub scene with...oh shit, Nancy like from the original. I think I've made a correlation here or something. Okay, never mind, two different last names but both Nancy...Nancy is very similar, to similar for me, to the original Nancy bathtub scene.

The plan to get Freddy out of their dreams and into the real world is a good idea although I'm not sure why it never works. If he can kill in "his world" and it affects the real world, why won't getting him into the real world and killing be the end of it? I just don't get it other than the fact it would allow for shitty sequels. At the end of the movie when Freddy appears in the mirror and Nancy sees him (while not dreaming) and is able to reach from the mirror and jab her mother in the back of the head and through her eye sockets (which was really cool) and pull her back into the mirror really pissed me off. I just don't know what the hell is going on: is Freddy in the real world or is he not? Is he able to be finalized (deader than dead) or not? I just don't like this unending ending!

Finally, I was able to walk through my dark house and go to bed without issue of having after fear (that's like after shocks for an earthquake). Where is the fear? I could chalk that up to age difference but they previewed The Exorcist before playing the movie and seeing Linda Blair with her green face, blueish eyes, and pop-out varicose veins gave me the chills like I got when I saw it back when I was a kid some 20+ years ago. Look at it here.

So, I would consider this movie a major fail and you can pass on viewing it. If you want to see a Nightmare movie, rent the original (for better scare factor) or Dream Warriors (for the brief shot of the awesome boobies nurse).

I heart boobies

I really, really...REALLY do. But this isn't about me loving boobies, although in case I haven't mentioned it, I really do!

There's controversy brewing in the school districts. Apparently this is the slogan of The Keep A Breast Foundation.

It's a great slogan. But I think I should sue them for copyright infringement because I believe I coined this first a long, long time ago.

You can Google the slogan and you will find any number of stories about the controversies the bracelets and T-shirts with the slogan have stirred.

I don't have a problem with the slogan. I don't have a problem with the purpose. I don't have a problem with the college students wearing them to school.

I do think it's inappropriate for high school students and younger to promote the slogan visibly while in and around school grounds.

The many parents that are complaining about the office visit their kids have had to make are just ignorant fucks...pardon my French.

It's not about the cause the items are promoting. Most children (at least 18 and under) are not capable of handling the slogan in a proper context. Hell, I'm way over 18 and I joked about the slogan with my wife and some friends when I saw it in the paper. It's what "boys" do. You mention anything close to humanly parts or bodily noises and we lose any cool demeanor we may have had. Blame genetics.

It's great to get the word out about breast cancer or cancer awareness in general but there are places for certain forms of support. Having clothing or wrist bands that say "Save the Ta Tas" or "I [heart] boobies" is not the slogan our adolescent and younger children need to be flashing at school. If it said "Support breast cancer," I think that's different because it references something specific or a specific type of cancer. I too would complain to the school if they sent my kid to the office for that slogan. But slangs on slogans are not worth the fight. Time, money and effort is better fought on the actual issue...and that's [breast] cancer!

Kelly Brook in the nude...again

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Kelly Brook hasn't really done it for me. She isn't strikingly beautiful but she definitely has a natural prettiness, to her. I remember seeing her in Survival Island (don't ask me how I got it on my queue because I couldn't tell you). I give her props for showing gratuitous boobies but the movie plot was fairly lame and the acting was about the same. I just IMDBed her and apparently she was in the Italian Job and Deuce Bigalow: European Giggolo for which I cannot recall even seeing her but I saw these some time ago so it could be just my memory.

Anyway, I think she's still great to look at but I'm not sure her acting has gotten any better over her few movies. She's probably still just a pretty face.

Piranha 3D

Pretty good subliminal advertising for Piranha 3D.

I don't think I'll rush out and see this movie but I do think they did a good job with the movie poster. It makes the horny little bastard in me go, "Damn! I've gotta see that movie!" But then the mature, parent in me says, "Whatever! It's just a picture and the movie will be a waste of money." They almost suckered me in.

I remember somewhat liking the original Piranha but I'm not so sure how well a remake will do even though 3D makes everything better. NOT!

I also remember that there was an original sequel and maybe even a threequel (I think). I don't recall those doing so well but I think one of them had something to do with flying piranhas which is so totally stupid since they are too heavy and their fins wouldn't be big or strong enough to cause flight. Oh wait, my bad, it was a movie. Why am I getting all ticked about them not holding to some scientific truthfulness? LOL.

All I have to say is that with boobs actresses like Elisabeth Shue, Jessica Szohr, Kelly Brook, Riley Steele and Dina Meyer, there better be some gratuitous nudity!

Either way, when it hits DVD in about 30 days, I'll rent it and watch it. It's just what I do...watch movies even if they are barely, completely unwatchable.

Elvira Returns!

I read somewhere a day or so ago about Elvira, Mistress of the Dark (Wiki or official site) returning to television. I don't understand why other than the whole vampire-romance stuff that's supposedly "in" right now.

Don't get me wrong. Elvira was a big part of my late-night TV watching as a young boy. I remember wanting to just see her -- who cared about the movie? I dreamed of the day one of her boobs would pop right out and my boyhood fantasy would have been complete. But gosh darnit, unfortunately, it never happened!

She's always been funny to me. Better entertainment than a lot of full-length big-budget movies these days.

So, I give Elvira props on becoming a cult icon and branding phenomenon. She was obviously smarter than she sounded! And at 59 yrs old, if she still has the goods like the photo below from her official web site, she will be worth every minute of renewing that hope of a boob slip!

Chloe (2009)

Just quickly, in the movie Chloe (2009), Liam Neeson is pissed that his wife, Julianne Moore, had an affair. Once she tells him she slept with another woman (Amanda Seyfried) and explains that she felt unsexy and not knowing how to seduce him, he starts to seductively and deeply kiss her.

So, what do we learn from this?

One - That men can forgive a woman for cheating on them as long as it was with another (preferably hot) woman.

Two - That men also get very aroused at the concept of their woman having sex with another (preferably hot) woman that he doesn't care that she "technically" cheated on him. He's instead thinking that this could work in his favor like in a menage a trois.

So, the movie was okay. It was interesting and slow at times but the partial and full boob shots made it worth my while. About halfway through, you can probably guess part of the plot because it's been done before in some form or fashion.

Amanda's just got some beautiful...eyes...that you could get lost in. At 49, Julianne is still pretty hot and sexy.

Alice Eve

Alice Eve is hot!

I first saw her in She's Out of My League a few weeks ago. She looked familiar in the sense that I'd seen her in another movie before but I couldn't remember which one or if I had even seen it. Maybe it was just a preview or something. After a quick Google, I found that she was in Crossing Over which starred actors like Harrison Ford, Cliff Curtis, Ashley Judd, and Ray Liotta (I'd hyperlink all of them but I think all but Cliff are recognizable names in the movie business although Ford is way old looking and could pass for playing a grandfather these days, Judd still looks pretty damn good, Liotta I did not need to see partially nude and I wish I was forewarned beforehand because he's a nasty looking chubby bastard but he did get to "play" with a NSFW-naked Alice). It's a pity there's not more of this voluptuous beauty...and by that I mean more boob-flashing roles. LOL! In all honesty, I've not been blown away by her acting in the roles she's portrayed so far but throwing in a little boob shot now and then doesn't hurt. Trust me. There are tons of guys that would drop $10 at the theaters just to see boobs. Hell, they drop more than that "at the nudie bar" -- you have to say that in the Al Bundy voice.

So, in honor of Al, his poem..."At the Nudie Bar"

Where the music stinks, and they water the drinks, the nudie bar.
Where the girlies dance in their underpants, the nudie bar.
Where you see their butt, and their trap stays shut, at the nudie bar.

Where you can't touch a breast, but you can cave in a chest, at the nudie bar.
Where you look at a thigh, and blacken an eye, at the nudie bar.
Where the beer gives you gas, but the Bundys kick ass, at the nudie bar.

Where a buck's enough to see their stuff, at the nudie bar.
Where the breasts may be fake but man do they shake, at the nudie bar.
Where you swear like a sailor, and wish you could nail her, at the nudie bar.
Where the cops are at the door, and there's a Kennedy on the floor, at the nudie bar.

Where Christmas is nice, and lap dances are half price, at the nudie bar.
Where you drink down the shooters, and unwrap the hooters, at the nudie bar.
Where eggnogs are plenty, and the girls all twenty, at the nudie bar.

Bitch Slap (2009) revisited

Bitch Slap (2009). First of all, I finally remember why I put this in my queue. One of the lead women actresses is named Erin Cummings. Google it. I did. That's how I remember how, where and why I chose this movie.

Erin Cummings played the wife of Spartacus in the series "Spartacus: Blood and Sand" on the Starz channel and she looks much hotter/better in Spartacus than this movie. I figured I did a search on the show, found out the actress and linked to her other movie roles. She flashed tits and ass in "Spartacus" I guess I figured that she'd do the same in Bitch Slap.

Wrong!

Anyway, the movie wasn't horrible. Maybe borderline awful but not horrible. Is there a slight difference? Maybe very slight.

Let's start with what's good about this movie. Um...there is serious amounts of cleavage. A few shots of panty and panty hose clad ass. One quick glimpse, a few frames, of a nameless hot bodied chick flashing her bare breasts.

After that very little bit of interest, the movie wasn't much else. It had poor acting, poor dialogue but it did have some Tarantino-like-wanna-be flashback scene cuts. Not really all that impressive but you can recognize that the director tried to put some kind of extra flair into a B- movie.

Kevin Sorbo and Lucy Lawless have cameo parts. America Olivo is the wifebeater-wearing hot chick who should have shown her T&A but didn't. Luckily, she flashed those silicone puppies in the 2009 version of Friday the 13^th. Oh, Lucy Lawless flashes boobs in Spartacus. Um...I guess that's it. The other hot chick is played by a Julia Voth who apparently was the character model for some chick in one of the Resident Evil video games. Other than that I don't know who the hell she is and she hasn't been in many other movies, that I could find anyway.

So, if you didn't get it, the final verdict would be a two thumbs down! In the end, the cleavage shots are all just smoke and mirrors. Once those are cleared away (or even not) then it's really just a piece of shit movie unless you are in the mood for a little comedic wanna-be acting. I mean it's part of the way I think it was supposed to be portrayed but it was also the only way to make this movie not a complete joke if they made fun of it themselves while making it. Make sense?

Bitch Slap (2009)

I got this movie in the mail today from my queue. I don't know what I was thinking. Maybe I'd get a good B-movie show with it, I don't know. With a DVD menu looking like this, the movie can't be bad...can it?

I am about to watch it so I'll comment on it later.