This damn wickedly cold and rainy weather is putting a damper on my "husbandly" duties.
My damn wife is piling up on the trash. I have no freaking idea how she(we) can collect this amount of trash in a matter of a day and a half. The bag in the can I just put in there this morning.
Boy, do I look forward to the time we can launch our garbage into space. Those "save the earth" people can't bitch about littering in space, can they? In fact, we could launch shit into the stratosphere, have it re-enter earth's atmosphere and it incinerates. Global trash and litter problem solved!
Don't nobody be stealing my effing idea!
My damn wife is piling up on the trash. I have no freaking idea how she(we) can collect this amount of trash in a matter of a day and a half. The bag in the can I just put in there this morning.
Boy, do I look forward to the time we can launch our garbage into space. Those "save the earth" people can't bitch about littering in space, can they? In fact, we could launch shit into the stratosphere, have it re-enter earth's atmosphere and it incinerates. Global trash and litter problem solved!
Don't nobody be stealing my effing idea!
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