Quotes of the day

From a calendar my coworker has on her desk...

Even if you don't believe a word of the Bible, you've got to appreciate the person that typed all that.

When I get married, I want a regular husband. I don't want a soul mate, because eventually husbands and wives start to hate each other. And when you think about it, a husband is only 'until death do you part.' But a soul mate is going to harass you for all eternity.
   ---Livia Squires, seismologist turned stand-up comedian