I read that the sheriff of "Nottingham," SC is looking to file a case against Michael Phelps. Oh, puh-leez! Aren't there worse things in the world than messing with an 8-time gold Olympian? I mean I think he's been responsible enough in his life that a little slip up is deserving. It's not like lost it and accidentally hurt or killed someone. Granted he did get busted a while ago for driving under the influence at the ripe-old age of 19 but would anyone really care or even hear about it if he wasn't famous?I don't condone his behavior and you think he would have been smart enough to make sure no one was around or taking pictures of him taking a hit (if that's even what he did). That stupid redneck sheriff can't tell for sure if Phelps even took a hit from the bong. Phelps could have been play acting or in an intense game of charades and needed a prop to help his team guess. Too much reasonable doubt.
So, c'mon stupid sheriff. Make your 15-minutes on some other narcotics bust like you had in the past to make it to sheriff.
On the other hand, what kind of dumb ass is Phelps? Dude, who cares about the Olympic suspension? You have you 8, 10, or however many gold medals. You lost a contract with Kelloggs -- that's money son! Take my advice, make your money, then fuck up your life. DUH!
I hope the 'hit' was good because you know it is memorable.
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