Sunday, July 29, 2007

All about the Pi

The Fort Worth Water Gardens reopened after a tragedy some years ago. It looks pretty much the same but I think they did something with the middle "pool".

Anyway, it is still an awesome architectual design (I hadn't been since I was around 18yrs old) and I think it may have been purposefully filled with these "Pi" steps...or not.

Fort Worth Water Gardens

Went on a trip to see the Fort Worth Water Gardens with the family. It's been a while since I've seen this place. I'd probably say sometime around 1989 was the last time I was here. The nice thing about it is the kids feel like they've seen one of the coolest things in the world and it's cheap entertainment for them.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Highway wreckage

I was driving home from tennis and traffic started to build up. I was thinking WTF but it didn't come to a halt. It was just very slow for about seven minutes. Nearer the seventh minute I came upon this on the right-hand side of the highway. It was on the upper level of the service road/DFW Airport exit. Good thing I brought my spiffy Canon Rebel XT!

Monday, July 23, 2007

Email humor 07/23/2007


Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Q. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!

Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!

Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q.What is the difference between " ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.

Q. Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.

Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.

Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They don't have balls to scratch!

Monday, July 16, 2007

Email humor for 07/16/2007

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down and his fly area was wide open.

His secretary walked up to him and said, "Boss, this morning when you left your house did you close your garage door?"

This was not a phrase that her boss understood, so he went into his office looking a bit puzzled.

When he was about done with his paperwork, he suddenly noticed that his zipper was down. He zipped up and remembering what his secretary had told him earlier, he finally understood.

He intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary. Having more ego than sense, he walked to her desk, smirked and asked her, “When you saw the garage door open did you see my hummer parked in there?"

The secretary smiled for a moment and said, "No boss I didn't, all I saw was a mini van with 2 flat tires."

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Another USA Network series worth watching

...for me at least.

I'm sort of hooked on this new series on USA Network called Burn Notice. It's only had two episodes but I think it's pretty good so far. Add this show to my already favs of The Dead Zone, Monk, Psych and syndication of Law and Order, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit and Criminal Intent and I don't think I'll be able to pass anymore of my school classes. It's a good thing The Black Donnellys isn't on anymore, although they were on another channel. LOL!

Oh and by the way back to Burn Notice, Fiona (aka Gabrielle Anwar) is smoking hot!! I remember seeing her a little "healthier" albeit in NO way fat in the movie Body Snatchers.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Email humor 07/12/2007

Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go Back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together.

In the Morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred And Mary are up yet.

She replies, "No." Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to School."

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up Yet?" She replies, "No."

Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says, "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His Mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"

He says, "Last night Fred came to my room for the vaseline and I think I gave him my super glue."