Friday, May 29, 2009

Email humor 05/29/2009

Patriotism - A Man's Point of View

Every once in a while you see a simple act of patriotism that just fills your heart with so much pride that you get lumps in your throat...

Kind of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

Goodbye and Good Riddance!

Thursday, May 28, 2009

In the news 05/28/2009

From Sex As a Deadly Weapon? Jury Says Yes...Jury Finds Man Guilty of Spreading HIV

Click here for the article as long as it lasts.

First let me say, I wouldn't want to be one of these women who contracted HIV from this man. Hell, I wouldn't want to be a man who contracted HIV from any woman. the article quotes the defense attorney as saying, " Texas, there is no law mandating that Padieu [defendant] had to tell anyone he was HIV-positive." In ANY state for that matter (in my limited knowledge, of course) so I have to concur. It's not like this guy was cutting himself and flinging his blood to maliciously and possibly infect people. He had consenting adult sex, end of story. Sucks for the ladies but c'mon! I totally think this man should pay for what he did whether it was malicious or not. He knew he was HIV-infected and he didn't do the courteous thing and inform soon-to-be sex partners.

At the same time, the defense attorney once again wisely states, "The women had a responsibility to practice safe sex just as much as Padieu, if not more." Again, I totally agree. I mean the way this guy looks would have scared me off and been my form of practicing safe sex. I just wonder what these women looked liked. Arf! Arf!

Again, I think he should be bound and gagged and hung by his testicles! I think any person who carries a highly infectious, life-threatening disease should have to inform people before having sex. I think carrying medical records around or some kind of barcode scanner to read RFID medical tags or something should definitely be discussed as possible solutions.

Anyway, my real reason for posting is another quote from the defense attorney stating, "No glove, no love, pure and simple...That should have been the rule. If that didn't happen, they should have walked out, and he should have too."

It's better than "if it don't fit, you must acquit!"

Friday, May 22, 2009

I found Jesus

at Target so who needs to go to church?

I was shopping with the wife and kids and saw these "action figures" on the shelf. It was kind of weird to see. They also had some smaller figures that were more like Lego-type figures. Not to sound racist or anything, but this particular Target is in a predominantly Mexican/Hispanic neighborhood. You know how they are always seeing Jesus somewhere...toast, foggy windows, Cheetos and the like. Okay, that could be construed as somewhat racist but c'mon, we all know what I say is true!

Anyway, I took a snapshot with my Blackberry for posterity:

Thursday, May 21, 2009

The Rocker

A few days or so ago, I received the movie, The Rocker, from my online Blockbuster membership. I was a little skeptical about the movie but I decided to add it to my queue because I've seen a lot of bad movies so what would one more matter.

It actually wasn't too bad. It wasn't great but it was well worth the roughly $.25 I probably rented it for since I see so many movies in a month compared to my monthly membership fee.

It stars Rainn Wilson and Christina Applegate. Rainn is the overage, overweight rocker and Christina is the mother of one of the teenagers in the band. It was funny-stupid but there were times that I could have pissed myself from laughing so hard. If you rent it, the scenes where Rainn becomes known as the "Naked Drummer" are just hilarious without him really saying anything.

When I first saw the cover of the movie, I thought the guy was Jack Black because of the face he makes and the hair. But I soon realized it was Rainn. I didn't really know who Rainn was, especially without his glasses, but I soon found out he was on The Office. I don't watch that show, although I've heard it is hilarious.

Anyway, The Rocker may be worth a look-see.

The Road

Saw this clip on D Magazines blog, The Frontburner. It looks pretty gritty and like The Day After Tomorrow or Mad Max or any of those other apocalypse-type movies. I'll watch it when it comes out on DVD.

Goodbye and Good Riddance!

Behind the Green Door

I saw an article on MSN talking about "adult film star" passed due to something like heart failure. Of course with my depth of knowledge on female adult film performers, my curiosity was peaked! After clicking on the article, I found that it was Marilyn Chambers.

The article said something about her making her mark/debut in the adult movie Behind The Green Door. I can't say that I've ever heard of it (guess my depth of knowledge isn't that great after all) because I was only one year old when this movie was made. I do recall seeing Marilyn in a couple of other movies and I remember her because she was a noise-maker, a screamer, a loud moaner. Sometimes it was kind of distracting and annoying but it seems other adult female film stars thought it was a good trend because I've seen screamers like Jenna Jameson, Jessica Jaymes (sp?), and others that I can't recall off the top of my head while at work.

Anyway, my curiosity got the best of me so I had to find the movie they mentioned. Sure enough, I was able to find a torrent for it. Yes, yes, I know I shouldn't have done it but I doubt I would have found it at the local adult vid store. Even if I did, I don't even know if I would pay $5 for it even before I saw it. I watched it last night, quickly, to see what all the fuss was about. I guess maybe she was young then or something but I didn't find it overly appealing or exciting. Maybe it was controversial because it was made in 1972 and she was banged by a black man dressed like an African warrior. I don't know. What was weird compared to porn movies of today is that it was almost completely focused on just her getting sexed instead of multiple women in various scenes. Very odd, indeed, and boring for me. It is also nice to know that the 'lady garden' has transitioned to close-cropped landscaping because it has been a long, long, long time since I've seen a bush like hers on a female porn star or ANY female actress that shows 'gina in a movie.

I also remember seeing some quick glance of a show she did on cable..."Skinamax" I think it was on. Yep, a quick Google and it was called Breakfast in Bed. My first thought was, "that looks like Marilyn Chambers." My second thought was, "That is Marilyn Chambers. What the hell happened to her!?" She was old, for one, and she was chubby. She wasn't really fat but she was like stocky. I can't explain it well, I guess, but it was like she used the braziere/bustiere to push the belly pudge into her bra cups. It didn't really make her boobs any bigger but, now that I think of it, she reminded me of the way Kathleen Turner looks nowadays...a linebacker with small titties! LOL!

Oh well, I guess I typed a little more than I expected. RIP Marilyn Chambers.

UPDATE: Found an entry on here.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Ball girl faints at The Madrid Open

I saw this picture on from the photo coverage of the past week's tournament, The Madrid Open. The caption explains what happened but at first glance the ballgirl looks terrified that this strange man has put her in an uncomfortable and unwarranted bear hug. Or she's saying, "Oh no you just ditn't!" She's pretty cute so who wouldn't but that would be ballsy especially during a huge tournament such as the Madrid Open.

In the news 05/18/2009

I think this can fall under the "Dumbest Criminals Files." By the description of the dude and how the old guy almost thwarted him, I don't think this dumb ass will be bragging to his friends that the guy in the article is him. Not that I condone stealing and such, but I'd be way embarrassed for getting my ass almost-kicked by a 70-yr-old man:

From the Park Cities People online:
Issue Date: May 15, 2009, Posted On: 5/14/2009

Couple Battles Robber

Highland Park residents Harry and Foree Hunsicker were the victims of a home invasion Saturday night. But the couple, who are both in their 70s, put up quite a fight.

According to a police report, Harry was entering the back door of his home in the 4500 block of Livingston Avenue at about 7:15 p.m when a robber put a gun to his head and demanded his wallet.

Harry managed to knock the gun away as the robber reached into Harry’s pants pocket for the wallet. The gun, which turned out to be a plastic toy, broke into several pieces when it hit the ground.

The suspect fled with Harry’s wallet but dropped a set of keys. Harry picked them up and showed them to Foree, who had witnessed the whole incident and was trying to call police. That’s when the robber returned for his keys.

During a second struggle, the robber bit Harry on his right hand several times, causing it to bleed. Meanwhile, Foree hit the robber in the head several times with a phone.

The robber eventually fled — with his keys and Harry’s wallet. He was described as black and muscular, standing about 5 feet, 10 inches, and weighing about 200 pounds.
Detective Randy Millican said Wednesday that police had no leads.

— From Staff Reports

Goodbye and Good Riddance!

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Email humor 05/15/2009


A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.

She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is,"she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.

Three Black Men

At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.

The painting depicted three black men totally naked sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black willies, but the one in the middle had a pink willie.

The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment.

He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of black men in a predominately white, patriarchal society. 'In fact,' he pointed out, 'some serious critics believe that the pink willie also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society.'

After the curator left, an Irishman, approached the couple and said, 'Would you like to know what the painting is really about?'

'Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?' asked the couple.

'Because I'm the guy who painted it,' he replied. 'In fact, there are no black men depicted at all! They're just three Irish coal miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch.'

Goodbye and Good Riddance!

Monday, May 11, 2009

Dallas Mavericks vs Denver Nuggets Game 4

It's obvious Dallas is currently one of the sports capital losers of the world right now...the Stars' season sucked, the Cowboys' season sucked, the Ranger's season always sucks, and now the Mavericks' suck season is ending.

Yes, I'm a fucking bitter Dallas sports fan!

My reason for posting is two-fold.

First, the Mavs, the Mavs' fans and anyone else needs to just STFU about the non-foul call at the end of game three. If the Mavs didn't play with their fingers in their bungholes, they wouldn't have had to worry about that one call. If they would learn to maintain a simple 6pt or more lead by at least always making their shots when they are in the offensive zone, they would have not lost any of the games.

Second, why the fuck is game four starting at 9:30pm tonight?!?! I'm IN DALLAS! The Mavs are playing the Nugs...IN DALLAS! Denver time zone difference is not like the California time zone difference. Besides, if the Denver fans want to see the game from Denver, they should take off work early or tell their beloved Nuggets to lose game four so that game five can be played in Denver.

Oh well, I'm baffled. I won't be watching anyway because I know they are just going to disappoint me AND I'm planning on going to bed by at least 9:30pm. In bed isn't going to happen so I'll probably end up watching the game and getting pissed off before I do go to sleep. Aaaaahhh!

Friday, May 08, 2009

Funny sayings from a movie

Okay, this isn't exactly from your everyday "family" movie or even "R" but it is funny nonetheless.

A buddy of mine, sent me a vid clip from Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge. Yes, it's a porn movie and a sequel at that. I forget where exactly this phrase occurs because I really don't pay too much attention to the time or even the dialog. LOL! I'm a guy. Sue me! I don't even know the character's names other than it is a sex scene between the captain (a 'good' guy) of a ship and his slave girl.

Anyway, here is the quote from the movie:
"Lick your ass off the Captain's cock! Come on!"
It's sure to be a classic...quoted for years and years to come.

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Email spam 05/06/2009

More email spam to's amazing what is sent in email and no government entity investigates to prosecute. Oh, and this is my work email, not my personal account.

Goodbye and Good Riddance!

Monday, May 04, 2009

Samsung N110 is finally here!

I got my Samsung N110 delivered today. I was popping a semi at work all day once I checked online and saw that it was out for delivery today. I couldn't wait to get home to see if it arrived especially since this is the one purchase the wife doesn't know about...yet. Luckily, she had to leave for work around 1:45pm and I hoped that the delivery wouldn't happen until after did. I don't know exactly when it was delivered but when I got home around 5:15pm I made it straight to the front door (I entered through the back door...heh, heh).

What was strange is that they left the fucking box on my porch!! Now granted nobody would know exactly what is inside the box but the NewEgg logo and name is all over the box. How stupid was the delivery service?! I mean I'm glad that I got the product without delay but it very well could have been picked up off my front porch without incident.

Anyway, I've been running updates and certain software installs so nothing extremely in using it yet...except that I am typing this entry on it.

So far, I like the keyboard far better than the MSI Wind. The overall form factor is similar to the Wind. The main thing that makes the N110 better than the Wind is that the Fn and left Ctrl keys have been properly organized. The Ctrl key is on the end with the Fn key immediately to its right. Bonus! Good job Samsung. The keyboard overall seems to be a little better laid out than the Wind or it could be just that it is closer to a regular laptop or even my Toshiba laptop keyboard. You know, like the buttons are all similarly placed. The comma and period keys are bigger than on the Wind. The tab key is smaller than normal but it took just a little bit to get used to. What new keyboard doesn't take time to adjust to, like on my new Asus laptop?

All in all, so far no complaints. I will install Office 2007 later and some other applications as I recall and find them. The hard drive is only 160GB which is actually partitioned into 72GB (C:) and 71GB (D:) for restore and recovery processes. It automatically did this when I initially started up the computer...the Samsung Recovery Console. It gave me options, one being to pass the process over, but I figured to go ahead and do it. If it becomes a space issue with the hard drive I will either backup and then install a new, larger hard drive or reformat to one large partition.

We'll see how things go from here and if there is an update needed on how the Samsung N110 performs or doesn't perform, I will do so.

Goodbye and Good Riddance!