Do you bring a newspaper with you to the men's room at work? The bathroom at home?
Is it a necessary distraction while pooping or an assistant like "go-lightly?"
I ask as I sit here in stall number one typing on my Blackberry because on the floor I see today's Quick and some business journal.
I'm tempted to pick up the Quick from but the "germ-genies" appear on my shoulders telling me "don't pick it up" or "pick it up."
I don't see any real problem with picking it up because it's not like I'm not going to wash my hands after I'm done going #2.
My wife on the other hand would be freakin' the shit out!
I refrain from picking it up but wonder how many others may or may not. Okay, I really don't wonder for long but it did flash across my mind.
If and when I bring a paper with me to a stall, I usually slip it between the shutter-like slats of the door to keep it off the germy floor in case the next occupant needs reading material. I'm just thoughtful like that. And I don't like to litter the restroom - yes, leaving your previously viewed newspaper on the floor of the restroom stalls is littering, to me.
Anyway, this was just another random thought that popped into my head while I was going #2. It happens a lot when I am on my "throne" because it's too much time for me NOT to think.
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Is it a necessary distraction while pooping or an assistant like "go-lightly?"
I ask as I sit here in stall number one typing on my Blackberry because on the floor I see today's Quick and some business journal.
I'm tempted to pick up the Quick from but the "germ-genies" appear on my shoulders telling me "don't pick it up" or "pick it up."
I don't see any real problem with picking it up because it's not like I'm not going to wash my hands after I'm done going #2.
My wife on the other hand would be freakin' the shit out!
I refrain from picking it up but wonder how many others may or may not. Okay, I really don't wonder for long but it did flash across my mind.
If and when I bring a paper with me to a stall, I usually slip it between the shutter-like slats of the door to keep it off the germy floor in case the next occupant needs reading material. I'm just thoughtful like that. And I don't like to litter the restroom - yes, leaving your previously viewed newspaper on the floor of the restroom stalls is littering, to me.
Anyway, this was just another random thought that popped into my head while I was going #2. It happens a lot when I am on my "throne" because it's too much time for me NOT to think.
Sent from my BlackBerry® smartphone with SprintSpeed
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