Monday, July 27, 2009

Email humor 07/27/2009




The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new Obama healthcare package:

-The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

-The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

-The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

-Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

-Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, grow up!'

-The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

-Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

-The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

-The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed at the whole idea.

-The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

-In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to our finest assholes in Washington.

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