Guys goes to the doctor and the doctor says, sir you’ve got to stop masturbating.
And the guy was like, Why? And the doctor says, so I can examine you.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and goes, "Do you have some trouble with shit sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit says "No," so the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
Q: What did the waiter say to the table of Jewish women?
A: Is anything all right here?
Guy’s having sex with his wife. All of a sudden he looks over, and there in the doorway is his son, about eight years old. Kid looks horrified, and the kid runs away.
The guys says to his wife, “Well better talk to Timmy.”
He puts on his clothes and goes to Timmy’s room. He opens the door and there’s Timmy nailing grandma. The father goes, “Oh my God!” and the kid goes, “NOT so funny when it’s your mom, is it?”
And the guy was like, Why? And the doctor says, so I can examine you.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and goes, "Do you have some trouble with shit sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit says "No," so the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
Q: What did the waiter say to the table of Jewish women?
A: Is anything all right here?
Guy’s having sex with his wife. All of a sudden he looks over, and there in the doorway is his son, about eight years old. Kid looks horrified, and the kid runs away.
The guys says to his wife, “Well better talk to Timmy.”
He puts on his clothes and goes to Timmy’s room. He opens the door and there’s Timmy nailing grandma. The father goes, “Oh my God!” and the kid goes, “NOT so funny when it’s your mom, is it?”
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