A young woman called her mother, "I'm divorcing Sam! All he wants is anal sex!! My butthole is now the size of a 50-cent piece when it used to be the size of a nickel!"
Her Mother said, "You're married to a multi-millionaire, you live in an 8-bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $5,000 a week allowance, you take 8 vacations a year, and you want to throw all that away for 45 cents?!?!"
Her Mother said, "You're married to a multi-millionaire, you live in an 8-bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $5,000 a week allowance, you take 8 vacations a year, and you want to throw all that away for 45 cents?!?!"
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