In the news 05/08/2008

Duncanville Takes Aim At Swingers Club Again
Reporting Jay Gormley
DALLAS (CBS 11 News) ― The City of Duncanville has reworked an ordinance aimed at shutting down a swingers club.

The Cherry Pit has been throwing adult-oriented parties inside a private house. The city maintains that the Cherry Pit is a Sex Club, which violates city law.

But the owner of the Cherry Pit claims it's not a business because the house only accepts voluntary donations.

The new ordinance addresses the issue of donations by stating that if donations are solicited, accepted or paid, even if the donations are voluntary, the Cherry Pit can be considered a sex club and can be shut down.

The new ordinance does provide a victory for the swingers club. It now states that the Cherry Pit is entitled to a hearing if the city inspector attempts to shut down the house.

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Isn't it against some law for the "government" to change a law to affect one particular business? I mean, I could understand if there were three maybe four or more of these private sex clubs but ONE? C'mon. Damn, straight and narrow Duncanvillites.

I can totally understand the issue with the parking or traffic issues from the parking but that's easily fixed. The Cherry Pit should bus their "guests" to their house from some other parking location. Sure, it's more money out the door and cuts into their overall profit but in hindsight don't they think it would have kept them from being "found out?" Stupid people NEVER think about what's ahead or what could be.

What really is the difference between this "party" and a Tupperware Party, a Mary Kay party, a jewelry party, a sex toy party or a graduation party? Frequency? Content?

I really think that the community would have been better off handling this discreetly by asking the "Pit" people to be courteous and solve the cluster fuck of cars parked in the street. But now, as long as the "Pit" is still operational, the community children walk, drive or ride a bicycle past the house and think, "That's where the sex goes on." I know I did it when I was a kid about certain questionable houses in the neighborhood. Hell, I think I even may have made up some of the rumors. Haha!

The only reason they should shut The Cherry Pit down is if they find out that the runners/owners of the property join in the "fun." I mean really, have you seen that beastly woman and that old guy. Ew!

Oh well, I've lost my super train of retarded thought since I'm typing this at work and getting distracted. All this shit I type sounds so good in my head. I think there is a disconnect between my brain, my hands and my keyboard!

I'm out!