Thought for the day:
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Here's the best idea yet:
Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
Take the dirt from the moat and use it to raise the levees in New Orleans.
Put those man-eating Florida alligators in the moat.
Now, any other problems you want me to solve?
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Here's the best idea yet:
Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
Take the dirt from the moat and use it to raise the levees in New Orleans.
Put those man-eating Florida alligators in the moat.
Now, any other problems you want me to solve?
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